It’s August 26, it is the “dog days” of summer, its that limbo were people are starting to look forward to fall but are still longing for the care-freeness of the summer months.   By this time of year most everyone (of my friends at least) are tired of watching baseball highlights on ESPN and are itching for something a little more exciting.  Luckily the end of August marks the start of a very important season, Football Season.  Whether you are a College Football fan or a Pro Football fan, the end of August marks the anticipation of cheering your favorite team to victory.  As the fall months roll around and the Tailgates are full swing, don’t forget about Circle City Tickets.  If you need tickets to see your favorite team live, visit www.circlecitytickets.com or call us toll free at 1-800-627-1334.  Enjoy this magical time of year, and get your tickets today!

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What has happened to Roger Federer?  The once almost unbeatable Swiss tennis star has looked unthinkably average this season.  We tennis fans have seen enough.
 
Some sources report that Federer struggled though a case of Mononucleosis earlier this year which sapped his energy and hampered his play. Other sports writers have mentioned the word "slump."  No Way.  Rog Fed does not have a slump, EVER.  Roger dominates.  Other sources floated notions of injuries, ailments, and some people even had the goofishly stupid notion that Roger had lost his edge. Foolishness.

In an effort to understand this unsolved uber-mystery, scholars not from Harvard and Yale formed a distinquished panel of research specialists drawn from various fields of science (physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics, sports science, medicine, phsychology, etc) working together to study the baffling decline in Roger Federer's game in 2008.  After months of research, tests, field work, examinations, etc., the committee formed again and published their conclusions.  The Results are staggering.  The following represents a brief summary of the research and conclusions of the Study, which was recently published in the Journal of Sports Systems and Environmental Affairs.

Roger Federer has struggled in 2008 because of GLOBAL WARMING.

  
  
 The leading physiscist on the team, Auxford University Theoretical Physicist Wilbert Hulbartware expressed excitement and surprise at the conclusion of the study.  "This is the most groundbreaking study I have seen in 20 years.  This is right up there with quantum mechanics and the opposable thumbs."  Stanfort professor Angie Grahams agreed, adding that while it is exciting, "The conclusion is also a little disconcerting.  What else is global warming going affect?  First Roger Federer, what is next?  Petting zoos?  You tell me."

The scientists participating in the study on Roger Federer each concentrated on their particular fields and then meshed the research into a comprensive report that has generated Nobel Prize talk among the experts.  Scientist Weekly magazine says that recognition is due considering the amount of cooperation and coordination between so many brilliant minds.  Cambritch University Organic Chemist Dooley O'toole agrees.  "On a day to day basis these are my competitors but we put aside our scientific grievances and worked together based on a mutual respect for Roger Federer and all that the has done for the world of winners."

The actual research used an understanding of the fact of global warming as its starting point relying heavily on the research of Al Gore.
 
 World respected environmental biologists examined the various factors of global warming and its effects on the environment.




Using the information provided by the Environmental biologists and combining that information with quantum mechanics and other properties of physics, a team of physicists from Auxford and Yell created models showing the effects of global warming on physical properties, specifically regarding heat exchange.  See the following charts:




And in conjunction with Mathematicians from M.I.TE. the scientists worked out mathematically this theorem:



The raw information from these graphic illustrations and mathematical computation was then used with a basic understanding of the properties of heat transfer, shown in this example from NASA:



The next phase of the research had Organic Chemists, Moleclular biologists, and Al Gore working towards an understanding of how these environmenal and physical factors affect the living tissues of the body and how it functions.  Once scientists understood the chemical components of Roger Federer that make him awesome they were able to then look at how the physical changes in global warming chemically alter his biological makeup.  The graphics that follow show the basic elements of molecular chemistry involved in the study.





It was clear that there was a link to changes at the organic level and global warming.  Esteemed Johns Hapkins chemist Latimer Dorseye claims a "clear and irrefutable" link between global warming and the organic and molecular world of tennis exists.  The next phase of the research involved medical experts testing how the changes at the molecular level affect muscle activity, brain functions, etc.   A littany of tests were run at medical research facilities in the U.S. and in London. 

Margaret Wallis, M.D., found the results surprising.  The changes caused at the molecular level by the chemical instability brougth on by global warming significantly alter a persons ability to dominate at any one thing.  Wallis notes, "We are beginning to understand how the human body works in relation to the environment we find ourselves.  Now we know what led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, Michael Jordan's failed baseball experiement, and Tiger Woods not winning the Masters tournament this year.  Global Warming.  It regulates anyone's ability to dominate for too long."  However, the study did conclusively find that Global Warming had no effect whatsoever on the New England Patriots historic collapse this past NFL season.  That was merely a choke.

There is some good news for those of you not on the ATP tour who enjoy the equally exciting but significantly less lucrative Mario Tennis.  The effects of global warming have not yet translated into a dropoff in talent at Mario Tennis.  You are safe for now.


Researchers will continue to examine the results of this study for years to better understand the relationship of global warming and dominant winning.  While there is a definitive link, researchers have yet to determine the extent and force of the connection.  The positive news is that, according to Neurophysicist James E. Hannigan, "the effects are not thought to be permanent."  That is great news for Rog Fed fans around the world.  He is in no "slump."  He is merely suffering one of the many negative effects of global warming that have been brought to our attention recently.  This is one more reason to clean up the air and care for our environment.  And don't stop buying tennis tickets from your local sports ticket broker.  With a little rest and some clean air, we can soon begin to see the Roger Federer that we are all accustomed to and love.  The dominant Roger Federer.  Winner. 

 

Circle City Tickets Moving to New Office Location

(Indianapolis, IN March 4, 2008)  - In celebration of their expansion and relocation to a new office, Indiana ticket broker Circle City Tickets will be giving away high demand concert and sporting event tickets every hour from 9 am to 5 pm on Tuesday, March 11.  Circle City Tickets’ new address will be 8301 N. Keystone Ave., Ste. 100, Indianapolis 46240.  This new location is just a few short blocks from their previous office.

Circle City Tickets will be giving away tickets for Kenny Chesney at Lucas Oil Stadium, Tom Petty, 500 Mile Race tickets,  Jimmy Buffett, Bruce Springsteen, Indiana Pacers, Big Ten Tournament First Round, and the 5 pm drawing will be for the Championship Session of the Big Ten Tournament!

In order to be eligible for the drawings customers must send an email with their name, phone number, and address to tickets@circlecitytickets.com beginning Monday, March 10.  Entries will be eligible for all drawings from 9 am to 4 pm.  To be considered for the grand prize drawing at 5pm for Championship session of the Big Ten Tournament, customers will need to register in person at Circle City Tickets’ new office at 8301 N. Keystone Ave during regular business hours on Monday, March 10 or on day of the drawing any time from 8:30 am until the drawing at 5 pm.

About Circle City Tickets: With 22 years of experience in the ticket industry, Circle City Tickets is committed to providing excellent seats to events in Indiana and around the globe. Circle City Tickets is an independently owned and operated ticket service dealing in high demand tickets for sporting events, concerts, theatre and other special events, and is not affiliated with other ticket brokers, promotion companies, teams, arenas, stadiums or other venues. Members of the National Association of Ticket Brokers, The Indianapolis Chamber of Commerce, and The Indianapolis Convention & Visitors Association. Visit us online at www.circlecitytickets.com and www.circlecityticketsblog.com.

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