A rumor has been circulating in Indianapolis that the Indianapolis Colts have asked me to start at quarterback during next week's regular season opening game.

While I do in fact possess a natural talent and fit for the quarterback position in the NFL, the rumors are in fact categorically untrue.  I will NOT be starting for the Colts.



While this young girl is devastated by the news, most fans will rejoice.

Great news!  Peyton Manning is back and will be starting for the Colts!

Grab the horses, milk the cows, and round up the maidens!  Peyton is back!!!



Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets now to see Peyton lead the Colts against the Chicago Bears in the regular season opener at the new Lucas Oil Stadium.