If a boat is travelling down the Mississipi River at 80 mph and a tire flies out and hits a man in the head....how many pancakes does it take to build a three story dog house?

The answer?

Bob Sanders.
The answer is ALWAYS Bob Sanders.
To Anything.



See Bob in Person.  Get Indianapolis Colts tickets today.

Chuck Norris...unstoppable, untouchable, invincible.



The Indianapolis Colts run defense.....not so much.



Much has been made over the past few weeks about the Indianapolis Colts' inability to stop the run.  Adding to their problems was the recent release of Ed Johnson, one of the big-bodied run stoppers in the D-Line.  What can the Colts do?  Well, last time I checked, Chuck Norris was not on any NFL team rosters.

Imagine the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick implemented into the Colts defense! 

Look at the following image.....now imagine that instead of Persian soldiers Chuck is sending the entire offense of the New England Patriots 10 yards deep into the endzone.



Imagine.  Now with the news of Bob Sanders' injury the Colts could use Chuck more than ever.  Note these facts:

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

 

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

 

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink.

 

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

 

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.



Who wouldnt want this guy on Defense?  The Colts need to sign him immediately!  I guarantee, with Chuck Norris on the squad, and when Bob Sanders returns--no one--literally NO ONE--will be able to gain any yards on this defense.  If this happens, Circle City Tickets is your source for Indianapolis Colts tickets to see Chuck in action live.


Got the blues?  Sad?  Bored?  Can't find anything to do with your Sundays?
Circle City Tickets has the cure!!  Buy some Indianapolis Colts tickets and get out to the games at Lucas Oil Stadium!  Nothing exterminates sadness like the Awesomeness of the Indianapolis Colts!!



The best and fastest way to awesomeness is by purchasing Indianapolis Colts tickets.  This is a fact verified by 9 out of 10 employees of Circle City Tickets.  The facts speak for themselves.  Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today.

You might wonder if people ever ask us at Circle City Tickets which NFL team has the coolest looking tickets.  The answer is no.  Not once.  However, I will offer my opinion anyway.

It is definitely not Indianapolis Colts tickets.  They are pretty lame and probably near the bottom on the coolness scale.

Who ranks as the best in my opinion?

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers!  The tickets are large, extremely colorful, have nice silver foiling, and look like a treasure map!  Awesome.

So the next time you are looking for an NFL ticket and want to make sure get a cool looking ticket, go for some Buccaneers tickets!


 

Skunks.
Very Cute, but let's be honest, they stink.



The Indianapolis Colts.
Very awesome, but let's be honest, last night against the Bears they stunk.



The difference is that skunks, despite being cute, will ALWAYS stink.  For the Indianapolis Colts, the stinkage was temporary.

Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today before the stink wears off and they become the most awesome team in the NFL!    As the old proverb says, "He who waits too long for the stink to go away ends up at home watching the game on TV."

 Will the Indianapolis Colts bounce back from their frustrating home-opener loss?

Does a pickle have green bumps?


Yes!!!! OF COURSE!

Trust me, as a pickle has green bumps, so the same will the Indianapolis Colts bounce back and regain their awesomeness.

Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today!!


We often are asked the question "Does my ___ year old child need a ticket to see the Indianapolis Colts?"  The answer is yes regarless of the age with which you fill in the blank.

Many events have a policy that allows children roughly age 2 and under to enter the stadium without the ticket if they are with a ticketed adult.

However, the Indianapolis Colts' policy according to the 2008 Fan Guide is that "EVERYONE entering the stadium must have a ticket regardless of age."

If you want to take your family to the game with some Indianapolis Colts tickets, everyone in the family must have a ticket.

Which level of Lucas Oil Stadium has the higher number of men's restrooms?
A) Street Level
B) Loge Level
C) Terrace Level

At Circle City Tickets, we have done significant research to let the fans know important questions such as this.  That fact is, in an emergency, knowing the answer to this questions could save a pair of pants and some dignity.

The answer is C.  The Terrace Level has 12 men's restrooms.  The Street Level has 11, and the Loge Level has 8.

You are welcome.  Good Luck! 


 If you recently purchased Indianapolis Colts tickets from Circle City Tickets, you need to know that poles and sticks of any kind are not allowed inside of Lucas Oil Stadium.  Your umbrella, however, is allowed.  And I dont think they will let you tape something to a stick and call it an "umbrella" either.  So the next time you are getting ready to head downtown to an Indianapolis Colts game, leave all of your poles at home.

So you have your Indianapolis Colts tickets and you make it to the game....but what do you do when you get that craving for a good ol' Johnsonville Brat during the game?  Good news!  Concessions for Johnsonville Brats are all over Lucas Oil Stadium!  You can find the stands at sections 103, 105, 121, 143, 152 in the lower level, sections 322, 330, and 349 in the Loge level, and in sections 403, 516, 524, and 543 in the Terrace Level.  

Now that is useful information. 

Who doesn't love Elmo?  He's cute, he's funny, he's great with kids.



Well, you know how they say that Bob Sanders is the Elmo of the NFL?

No?  Ok.  Maybe not so much.



Well, we still have Indianapolis Colts tickets anyway.  Call Circle City Tickets to see Bob Sanders up close!

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Help Jerry!

It's not to late to step up and help Jerry's Kids. The telethon is over but you can still do your part and catch the Colts home opener at the same time! Check out the auction of two lower level tickets to see the Indianapolis Colts vs. Chicago Bears this Sunday at Lucas Oil Stadium.

Circle City Tickets is proud to donate tickets to this auction and to do all that it can so MDA can help to find a cure. Please look at all of the auctions. You will like what you find.

149 hours until the first regular season game for your Indianapolis Colts.  The long wait is over, finally you get to see Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison, Bobby Sanders and they boys play some football!  What makes the start of this season even better is this is the first year in the beautiful new Lucas Oil Stadium.  Luckily, Circle City Tickets still has Colts tickets available.  Don’t be left out of the hottest event in Indianapolis this weekend.  Get your tickets today for the Colts vs. Bears game! 



 

 

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The 2008 NFL season gets started later this week. Our Indianapolis Colts look to make another run at a Super Bowl title. Our star Peyton Manning has been out during pre season but looks to be ready for the opener against the Chicago Bears this Sunday for the first regular season game in the spanking new Lucas Oil Stadium. As always Circle City Tickets is your source for great seats for the Colts as well as other NFL teams around the league, give us a call or shop online 24/7.
till next time,
Kurt




Standing in a row of empty seats, Manny Clayton gazed toward the night sky as the retractable roof to the Lucas Oil Stadium made its slow journey inward.  The game itself had not been front-page worthy, but the sheer magnitude of the pristine building had Manny’s thought momentarily captivated.  The first two games of the Indianapolis Colts preseason had been successful in increasing Manny’s appetite for the real thing and created a longing for September 7th when Peyton Manning finally steps out on the turf.  The two 45-yardline seats Manny had called “his” for the past two games would soon be a distant memory as he had not purchased tickets for the regular season. 

 

Josh, growing more anxious about the post-game traffic, called after a dazed Manny from the aisle.  Manny began shuffling his way through the scattered popcorn and empty cups toward the exit, relieved to have dodged a near-tearful moment.  By the time they reached the bottom of the front steps the roof had completely closed, sealing off any hopes Manny had of returning for the 2008 sold out season.



As Josh and Manny walked through the tunnel near the Crowne Plaza being serenaded by the strolling saxophonist, Manny’s cell phone rang in his pocket.  After checking the caller ID, he reluctantly answered his wife’s call.  After a few rounds of “yes dear,” Manny turned to Josh in shock from what was heard on the other line.

 

“It’s Becca.  She found Colts season tickets online!”

 

“Get out!  Where are the seats? How can we get them?”  Josh spewed out a string of questions his excitement would not allow him to contain.

 

“She says we need to call Circle City Tickets first thing tomorrow morning….”


Will Manny and Josh finally get the season tickets of their dreams?  Could Circle City Tickets possibly supply last minute tickets to a sold out season?  Find out more next time.


 Yes.  The window faces north.  What window?

What window?

THE WINDOW in Indianapolis.  The huge window at the new Lucas Oil Stadium.

It faces north.  But don't take my word for it.  Buy some Indianapolis Colts tickets from Circle City Tickets and see the stadium with your own eyes!

 A rumor has been circulating in Indianapolis that the Indianapolis Colts have asked me to start at quarterback during next week's regular season opening game.

While I do in fact possess a natural talent and fit for the quarterback position in the NFL, the rumors are in fact categorically untrue.  I will NOT be starting for the Colts.



While this young girl is devastated by the news, most fans will rejoice.

Great news!  Peyton Manning is back and will be starting for the Colts!

Grab the horses, milk the cows, and round up the maidens!  Peyton is back!!!



Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets now to see Peyton lead the Colts against the Chicago Bears in the regular season opener at the new Lucas Oil Stadium.


INDIANAPOLIS-  The Colts buzz is indescribable.  Peyton Manning announced this morning that he feels better and that he is planning on starting in the home opener against the Bears.  What does this mean?  It means that the Colts are going to be just fine.  The pre-season woes will not continue into the regular season.  This also means that tickets for the Colts vs. Bears game are going to be going fast.  Call Circle City Tickets today to get your Indianapolis Colts tickets for the home opener at Lucas Oil Stadium.   See Peyton Manning’s first game in the new home of the Colts!!  Call Circle City Tickets today!


Peyton Manning says that he will most likely dress on Thursday.  This means that there is a slight chance that he might get some action against the Bengals.  While the chance of him playing is slim to none, there still is a chance.  With ticket prices as low as $19 you would be crazy to miss the first game that Peyton might play in this season.  Circle City Tickets has your affordable Indianapolis Colts Tickets!  Call us today at 1-800-627-1334.


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