This is the fourth entry of a series of posts detailing the top-10 reasons why the Indianapolis Colts will dominate the NFL in 2008.  While it seems exceedingly clear to me that the Colts will dominate, apparently there are those out there who are not as adept at perceiving the obvious. 

Reason # 4 the Colts will dominate 2008:

Bob Sanders plays for the Colts.  Bob Sanders is without question the Chuck Norris of the NFL, and we all know about Chuck Norris.  With that in mind, here are some established facts about Bob Sanders.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Bob Sanders a giant meteor.

Bob Sanders has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Bob Sanders can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

70% of the earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Bob Sanders laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Giraffes were created when Bob Sanders uppercutted a horse.

Bob Sanders can build a snowman out of rain.

These are just a few facts about Bob, and all are 100% true.  Bob Sanders the toughest person on the planet. Beware opposing offenses!!!  The reigning Defensive MVP will dominate again.  Mark my words.