The Indianapolis Colts run defense.....not so much.
Much has been made over the past few weeks about the Indianapolis Colts' inability to stop the run. Adding to their problems was the recent release of Ed Johnson, one of the big-bodied run stoppers in the D-Line. What can the Colts do? Well, last time I checked, Chuck Norris was not on any NFL team rosters.
Imagine the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick implemented into the Colts defense!
Look at the following image.....now imagine that instead of Persian soldiers Chuck is sending the entire offense of the New England Patriots 10 yards deep into the endzone.
Imagine. Now with the news of Bob Sanders' injury the Colts could use Chuck more than ever. Note these facts:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Who wouldnt want this guy on Defense? The Colts need to sign him immediately! I guarantee, with Chuck Norris on the squad, and when Bob Sanders returns--no one--literally NO ONE--will be able to gain any yards on this defense. If this happens, Circle City Tickets is your source for Indianapolis Colts tickets to see Chuck in action live.
