Ever sit around sipping on an orange mocha frappuccino wondering what the abbreviations A.M. and P.M. stand for when telling time?

Me neither....

But just in case it ever comes up, it stands for Ante Meridiem and Post Meridiem which mean roughly "before middday" and "post (after) midday."

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What is it that makes Larry Boy an effective crime fighting force?

His Super Suction Ears of course!

No player on the Indianapolis Colts has Super Suction Ears.
But the Colts do have Bob Sanders and his man-breaking biceps.



Go Colts.
See the man-breaking chaos in person.  Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today.

Super Suction Ears sold seperately.

If a boat is travelling down the Mississipi River at 80 mph and a tire flies out and hits a man in the head....how many pancakes does it take to build a three story dog house?

The answer?

Bob Sanders.
The answer is ALWAYS Bob Sanders.
To Anything.



See Bob in Person.  Get Indianapolis Colts tickets today.

Chuck Norris...unstoppable, untouchable, invincible.



The Indianapolis Colts run defense.....not so much.



Much has been made over the past few weeks about the Indianapolis Colts' inability to stop the run.  Adding to their problems was the recent release of Ed Johnson, one of the big-bodied run stoppers in the D-Line.  What can the Colts do?  Well, last time I checked, Chuck Norris was not on any NFL team rosters.

Imagine the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick implemented into the Colts defense! 

Look at the following image.....now imagine that instead of Persian soldiers Chuck is sending the entire offense of the New England Patriots 10 yards deep into the endzone.



Imagine.  Now with the news of Bob Sanders' injury the Colts could use Chuck more than ever.  Note these facts:

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

 

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

 

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink.

 

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

 

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.



Who wouldnt want this guy on Defense?  The Colts need to sign him immediately!  I guarantee, with Chuck Norris on the squad, and when Bob Sanders returns--no one--literally NO ONE--will be able to gain any yards on this defense.  If this happens, Circle City Tickets is your source for Indianapolis Colts tickets to see Chuck in action live.

 The Big Ten over the weekend won 7 games and lost 3 (.700 win percentage).  All 3 losses were to Non-Conference opponents including the face of the conference, Ohio State, getting drubbed 35-3 at USC.  Michigan lost to a bad Notre Dame team, and Purdue blew a big lead against Oregon and lost in overtime.

In the wins, they really didn't look better.  Minnesota escaped Montana State, Michigan State struggled to score against Florida Atlantic University, and Illinois won by merely 3 points agains Louisiana-Lafayette!  Wisconsin only beat Fresno St. by 3 points, though Fresno St. is a ranked team.

Good conference?  Not so much.

The Southeastern Conference won 8 games and lost 2 (.800 win percentage).

The two losses were both to SEC teams!  The only teams who can beat the SEC are other SEC teams.  Mississippi State battled hard in a 3-2 (not a misprint) loss to #10 Auburn and South Carolina stayed with #3 Georgia in a 14-7 loss.

#4 Florida was not even active this week.  In the wins, the Conference handled their inferior opponents.  LSU won by 38 points and played reserves most of the second half.  Alabama won by 34 points, Tennessee won by 32 points, and Ole Miss won by 24.  Even Vanderbilt won by 14!  Vanderbilt!!

Good conference?  Yes.

It is early, but the picture is beginning to show that the SEC once again is more awesome than the Big Ten.  Let the tickets be sold!

Question:  Which football conference has 5 teams ranked in the AP Top 10 football rankings?

If you answered anything other than the SEC you are either completely crazy or just don't know anything about college football.  One conference has 50% of the ten best teams in the country!  Amazing?  Yes.  Shocking? Not hardly.

The current rankings have the following SEC teams ranked high:
#3 Georgia
#4 Florida
#6 LSU
#9 Alabama
#10 Auburn

For a point of reference, the lowly Big 10 has only one team ranked in the top 10, #8 Wisconsin.  The good news for the Big 10 is that the conference is soooo bad that the good teams should be able to win a lot of conference games and keep their high ranking.  The SEC is so unbelievably loaded with talent that most of the top teams have brutal schedules.  Georgia even has a stretch that commentators have dubbed "murderers row."

If you want to get out to watch some real talent, get your college football tickets for Georgia, LSU, Florida, etc.  The SEC has the best teams in the country.  Fact.

35-3.

Yes folks, Ohio State lost 35-3 to USC.  Once again the supposed class of the crappy Big 10 Conference gets absolutely worked over by better non-Big 10 team.  It was awesome (and I don't like USC at all).



Want to watch a real football team?  Pass on OSU.  Get some college football tickets for the Southeastern Conference.  The SEC--bringing you real football teams since 1932.

Got the blues?  Sad?  Bored?  Can't find anything to do with your Sundays?
Circle City Tickets has the cure!!  Buy some Indianapolis Colts tickets and get out to the games at Lucas Oil Stadium!  Nothing exterminates sadness like the Awesomeness of the Indianapolis Colts!!



The best and fastest way to awesomeness is by purchasing Indianapolis Colts tickets.  This is a fact verified by 9 out of 10 employees of Circle City Tickets.  The facts speak for themselves.  Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today.

 Tired of doing the same old boring crap?  We understand.

 

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College Football Tickets (Awesome)

Chicago Cubs Tickets (Sweet)

Indianapolis Colts tickets (Awesome)

 

These are just a few examples.  Tired of crap?  Call Circle City Tickets, your local experts in Awesome.

Which one of these celebrities recently purchased tickets from Circle City Tickets?
A.                                    B.                                     C.
   

The answer is D. None of the above. Great news, that leaves more for you! Call Circle City Tickets today to get your tickets before the celebtities get them all!

You might wonder if people ever ask us at Circle City Tickets which NFL team has the coolest looking tickets.  The answer is no.  Not once.  However, I will offer my opinion anyway.

It is definitely not Indianapolis Colts tickets.  They are pretty lame and probably near the bottom on the coolness scale.

Who ranks as the best in my opinion?

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers!  The tickets are large, extremely colorful, have nice silver foiling, and look like a treasure map!  Awesome.

So the next time you are looking for an NFL ticket and want to make sure get a cool looking ticket, go for some Buccaneers tickets!


 

Ichthyohippophagpodist.  This is not a word.  If you break down the etymology of the word, the roots would lead you to believe that it is a "fish horse that eats feet."  However, just because you randomly jumble word roots does not mean that a new word has been created.  There is no "fish horse that eats feet."  Fact.

What does this have to do with Circle City Tickets?  Nothing at all.  We just like to keep you informed and educated about lots of crap.  Even etymology and fake words.

The dog days of summer are past....

But welcome to the DOG DAYS OF FALL courtesy of of Circle City Tickets and the Georgia Bulldogs!



Get some tickets today to see the top team in the SEC dominate the rest of the Country (aside from LSU of course).  The Dog days of fall are here!

Skunks.
Very Cute, but let's be honest, they stink.



The Indianapolis Colts.
Very awesome, but let's be honest, last night against the Bears they stunk.



The difference is that skunks, despite being cute, will ALWAYS stink.  For the Indianapolis Colts, the stinkage was temporary.

Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today before the stink wears off and they become the most awesome team in the NFL!    As the old proverb says, "He who waits too long for the stink to go away ends up at home watching the game on TV."

 Will the Indianapolis Colts bounce back from their frustrating home-opener loss?

Does a pickle have green bumps?


Yes!!!! OF COURSE!

Trust me, as a pickle has green bumps, so the same will the Indianapolis Colts bounce back and regain their awesomeness.

Get your Indianapolis Colts tickets today!!

We often are asked the question "Does my ___ year old child need a ticket to see the Indianapolis Colts?"  The answer is yes regarless of the age with which you fill in the blank.

Many events have a policy that allows children roughly age 2 and under to enter the stadium without the ticket if they are with a ticketed adult.

However, the Indianapolis Colts' policy according to the 2008 Fan Guide is that "EVERYONE entering the stadium must have a ticket regardless of age."

If you want to take your family to the game with some Indianapolis Colts tickets, everyone in the family must have a ticket.

Which level of Lucas Oil Stadium has the higher number of men's restrooms?
A) Street Level
B) Loge Level
C) Terrace Level

At Circle City Tickets, we have done significant research to let the fans know important questions such as this.  That fact is, in an emergency, knowing the answer to this questions could save a pair of pants and some dignity.

The answer is C.  The Terrace Level has 12 men's restrooms.  The Street Level has 11, and the Loge Level has 8.

You are welcome.  Good Luck! 

 If you recently purchased Indianapolis Colts tickets from Circle City Tickets, you need to know that poles and sticks of any kind are not allowed inside of Lucas Oil Stadium.  Your umbrella, however, is allowed.  And I dont think they will let you tape something to a stick and call it an "umbrella" either.  So the next time you are getting ready to head downtown to an Indianapolis Colts game, leave all of your poles at home.

So you have your Indianapolis Colts tickets and you make it to the game....but what do you do when you get that craving for a good ol' Johnsonville Brat during the game?  Good news!  Concessions for Johnsonville Brats are all over Lucas Oil Stadium!  You can find the stands at sections 103, 105, 121, 143, 152 in the lower level, sections 322, 330, and 349 in the Loge level, and in sections 403, 516, 524, and 543 in the Terrace Level.  

Now that is useful information. 

Who doesn't love Elmo?  He's cute, he's funny, he's great with kids.



Well, you know how they say that Bob Sanders is the Elmo of the NFL?

No?  Ok.  Maybe not so much.



Well, we still have Indianapolis Colts tickets anyway.  Call Circle City Tickets to see Bob Sanders up close!